((Fade in on the blue HWC "lightning" logo, which then fades briefly to the purple Biohazard symbol, then fades in on the arena. As the opening techno starts, the arena goes pitch black..then when the bomb soundings occur, several small pyro's shoot diagonal, then when Till Lindemann's vocals start, a small video package of explosive shots from wrestlers is shown, then when he screams FEUER FREI, a brutal shot of Jag being chokeslammed through the hood is shown, then the cams pan over the crowd as the song plays. the tron shows various video packages of the wrestlers as pyro explodes on the stage and on the ring ramps in time to the beat. The stage set is a definite battlefield theme, with barbed wire, sandbags and even a machine gun nest and an oveturned jeep which both "explode" when the pyro goes off.. Then the shot switches to David Tanjic and Travis Best at the announce position.))

David: Welcome to a action packed and the rebirth..again...of Warzone! I'm David Tanjic and the assclown next to me is Travis Best!

Travis: Bite me. Tonight we have a crazy fool against a guy who thinks he's a rapper. Oh I'm sorry..CDawg against Ace of Spades!

David: You really are a jackass...we have Rhynno against Patriot, and for out mainevent, we have the Bloodlust Slayerz against Bad News. To further spare you viewers any more mess...let's get right to it!

First Blood Match
Cdawg vs Ace of Spades

Jean Fortello: Introducing first, from Syracuse, New York……… Cdawg!!!!!

((One of a kind and a huge display of fire works goes off. Seconds after Cdawg comes out of the back, pumped and engergized. Cdawg begins to make his way toward the ring. ))

David: This will be a good chance for Cdawg to impress the people in charge. What’s this?

(( Ace of Spades runs out behind Cdawg, a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire in his hands. Ace draws the bat back, snapping it forward, hitting Cdawg in the back of the knees, dropping Cdawg back, hard, onto the rampway, his head crashing against the metal of the ramp. Ace kicks Cdawg in the head, and then brings the bat down on Cdawg’s chest. ))

David: This match hasn’t officially begun yet, and Cdawg was dropped, right out of the blocks!

Travis: I don’t think Ace will let him up, David. Which sounds good to me.

(( David skews a glance to Travis. ))

David: How much did you put on this match, Travis?

Travis: Only 40 bucks. Get back to the match, you giant dead weight.

(( Ace has, by this time, started to focus almost solely on the legs of Cdawg, each hit with the bat making Cdawg yelp in pain. Cdawg moves to sit up, Ace turns quickly, cracking Cdawg in the head with the bat, then continuing to point on Cdawg’s legs. He steps back a little while later, to allow Cdawg to get up. When Cdawg does, however, his legs crack audibly, and Cdawg drops again. Looking annoyed, Ace slams the bat, hard, into the back of Cdawg’s head, breaking it in half, and splitting Cdawg open. Ace walks back toward the lockerroom area, shaking his head dismissively, as though he thought it was going to be a more challenging match, his music playing over the PA as he leaves.))

David: He’s still not moving. Here come the EMT’s.

(( The EMT’s slowly pick him up, and carry him away. ))

Travis: That’s what happens when you step into the ring against someone the caliber of Ace.

David: I’m being informed that Cdawg’s knees, and most of his legs, appear to have been obliterated entirely. This young man’s career is apparently over, now.

Travis: He should have called in sick.

David: Do you even care about this young man’s welfare?

(( Travis laughs. ))

Travis: Hell no. I’m 40 bucks richer!

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((Camera cuts back to the arena, on David and Travis.))

David: Welcome back folks. We just saw CDawg get obliterated and taken from the ring. Obviously Ace won that match, folks.

Travis: No kidding. Let's get to the next match. I have a bar tab elsewhere.

Standard Match
Rhyno vs Patriot

((The lights go out. "Dig" Starts on the PA, with multi- colored strobes flashing all over the arena. in time to the beat. As the main body of the song kicks in, Rhynno steps out, thrashing insanely to the music. He then sprints to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He then springs up and thrashes around some more, until the match begins.))

Jean Fortello: Weighing in at 195 pounds, standing 6'1...he is RHYNNO!

((The lights in the arena dim and then fade completely to black as Jimi Hendrix's version of the National Anthom begins to blast in the arena. Red, white, and blue pyro go off, then as the lights go back on Patriot is standing on stage waving Old Glory. He saluts it before continuing on down to the ring to chants of "USA...USA...USA"))

Jean Fortello: And weighing in at 280 pounds and standing 6'9..he is THE PATRIOT!

((Rhynno and Patriot come face to face in the ring as the bell sounds. They start off with a collar and elbow tieup..Patriot pushes Rhynno back into a corner. The ref comes into break it up, separating the two. The second they are broken up, Rhynno leaps from the ring post and charges Patriot, landing a wicked spear! Rhynno begins to land hard lefts and rights into the head of Patriot, pissed as all hell. Suddenly the crowd explodes in a series of boos and shouts...and Rhynno turns his head to the side. He finds himself staring up at Pallimon, who is standing there))

David: Oh this isn't right! Get those two clowns outta there!

Travis: Yes! Hurt him!!! Paiiiiiiiin!!!!!!!

((Beowulf has flanked Pallimon on the left side..and together they both reach down. They grab Rhynno and toss him from the ring, forcing the ref to go with him..thus eliminating the ref. Pallimon unleashes a nasty kick to the side of Patriot's head as the ref signals for the bell..signaling that this match is a DQ..Beowulf picks the already stunned Patriot up..the Slayerz position Patriot up...Double Choke Slam! 'Possession' by OTEP plays as the Slayerz leave the ringside, talking 6 kinds of trash as they leave))

David: That was not right, nor was it fair!!

Travis: Waaaa...jesus christ. Always yapyapyap..never sayin' a freakin' word..

((David turns around and waffles Travis with his clipboard as the scene cuts to a commercial))

((Camera opens in a complete white room, whispers are heard in the back ground. The whispers grow loudly turning to shouts and cheers, sounds of stomping feet are also hearded. Enforcer, Kidd Rock, and Obake are shown dressed in street clothes and come running for their lives, they look behind them before running out of site. Not far behind them comes dozens and dozens of screaming fans. One stops and pulls a bottle out of his pocket, the guy appearance is very close to Kidd's. The camera goes a close up on the bottle it reads, "Obsession")

Announcer: Obsession, by Kalvin Clone.))

((Scene cuts back to David and Travis at ringside. Travis has a bloody nose now, thanks to David's whapping))

David: You won't have to hear much outta Travis anymore, since I waffled him with my board. of course he'll talk...but that's it. No more smartassed comments..right Travis?

((Travis just looks away, grumbling as the match starts.))

Tag Team Match
Bad News vs BloodLust Slayerz

David: It's time for our main event here on War Zone!

Travis: That means the night is almost over!

David: Who do I even bother talking to you?

Travis: It's better than talking to yourself I guess!

David: I really wonder about you sometimes!

Travis: Yeah me too!

David: With what brain?

Travis: Hey!

(("Click Click Boom" begins to play, and continues to play until the chorus. When the line "Click Click Boom" comes up a wall of pyro explodes on the word "Boom" as it dies down The Enforcer and Draven are standing there. Scott walks out from behind the curtain and leads the two monstrous charges down to ringside.))

Davis: Two huge and powerful men in the ring so far!

Travis: Yeah! But what kind of name is "Bad News"?

David: Why don't you go up there and ask them Travis?

Travis: It's ok! I got a lot to live for! Well until Saturday!

David: ...

Jean Fortello: Coming to the ring at this time, weighing in at a combined weight of 590lbs, accompanied by Scott Mercer BAD NEWS!

Travis: This is going to be a great match eh Davey?

David: Davey?

Travis: Yeah! It sounds cooler than David you know?

David: Yeah...Anyway the Enforcer, our new World Champion is looking good tonight!

Travis: Hell, my money is on the BloodLust Slayerz!

David: Figures!

((The lights go out, and a deep voice comes across the PA system. It's Beowulf saying "SUMMON THE DRUMS OF WAR! The beating of the drums begins as "Possession" begins, followed by the crowd bursting into boos. The HWC-Tron shows scenes from battles. Some looks like they are from LOTR and others leading the charge. As the music gets faster there is a large blast or red pyro goes off like a cannon. Before the smoke clears BLS come running to the ring letting out a battle cry! They slide into the ring waving their weapons and trash talking to the crowd, feeding off their hatred!))

Jean Fortello: And their opponents making their way to the ring at this time, weighing in at a combined weight of 500lbs, from Norway, BloodLust Slayerz!

Travis: Kill those idiots from Bad News! They don't deserve to live Palimon!

David: Calm yourself Travis! This match is going to get under way!

((Palimon and the Enforcer stay in the ring and size each other up. The bell rings and they lock up. The Enforcer uses an arm bar dragging Palimon down to the mat. Palimon slowly gets to his feet, and when he does he is greeted by a Big Boot from the Enforcer, sending him back to the mat. Enforcer looks back at Draven and laughs picking Palimon up and puts him to the mat using a choke slam. The crowd gasps and burst into cheers for the Enforcer.))

David: Enforcer is really taking over isn’t he?

Travis: I’m going to lose money tonight!

David: You never learn do you?

((The Enforcer stands over Palimon and gets ready to grab him again. Palimon kicks the Enforcer in the face sending him backwards. Palimon goes for a clothesline sending Enforcer outside the ring. The count begins. 1… 2… 3… 4… The Enforcer gets back up and slides back into the ring and tries to take Palimon down using a release German Suplex. Palimon uses a couple of elbows to the midsection and breaks free. Palimon goes to his corner and tags in Beowulf. Beowulf begins to pound on the Enforcer getting him down to one knee. Beowulf starts kicking at the Enforcers knee putting him to the mat. Beowulf kicks away at the Enforcers ribs until the ref stops him. Beowulf picks him up and goes for a backside slam. The Enforcer goes down and Beowulf goes for the pin. 1… 2…Enforcer gets the shoulder up!))

Travis: Damn it!

David: Nothing is going to keep him down!

Travis: This isn’t good!

((Beowulf picks up the Enforcer up only to be surprised by a hit to the midsection. Beowulf releases Enforcer and clutches his midsection. The Enforcer gets to his corner and tags in Draven, as a roar from the crowd goes up! Draven grabs Beowulf and goes for a tombstone pile driver. He brings Beowulf down and goes for the pin. 1… 2… Beowulf gets the shoulder up! Draven raises him to his feet and goes for a clothes from hell. Beowulf hits the mat again and Draven goes for the pin. 1… Beowulf gets the shoulder up! By this time Draven is getting mad and he wants to finish Beowulf off! Draven goes for a Gorilla press but is caught off guard by Palimon who tried for a head butt into Draven’s back.))

David: Some match huh? This could go either way.

Travis: Yeah… I can’t wait to see who wins…I want to get out of here…I have to make plans to make!

David: Really? I don’t want to know what those plans are!

((The crowd bursts into cheers as someone comes through the crowd. It’s the Patriot. The Enforcer makes a distraction and the ref turns his back as the injured Patriot makes his way into the ring. He taps Palimon on the shoulder and when he turns around uses a Super kick on him sending him to the mat. Draven turns around with Beowulf still in hand. Draven lets go, and the Patriot uses another Super kick taking down Beowulf. Draven goes for the pin as the Patriot dives out of the ring before the ref sees him. 1… 2… 3!))

Travis: Damn you Patriot! I just lost 200 smackers on BLS!

David: The Patriot was getting his revenge on BLS after what they did to him earlier!

Jean Fortello: Here are you winners! Bad News!

((“Click, Click Boom begins to play as they head backstage.))

David: Well another War Zone is over! Thanks for tuning in folks! Once again I’m David Tanjic!

Travis: And I’m Travis Best!

David: Good night folks!

((The transmission fades as the camera fades to black. Copyright 2003 Hardcore Wrestling Corporation))