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((The blue HWC logo fades in the out as It's Going Down starts to play The Tiger is show riding in the parking lot on her bike then Ace nearly running over Creeper. The stage and HWC-Tron are show as blue pyro works go off, the new Slaughter logo flashes for a few moments before showing Obake dressed to fight walking to ring to Chloe standing in the ring holding the Women's title up. Then onto Bulldozer choke slaming Ace-Man then Blood Dragon coming out and throwing Lumberjack threw the stage logo. The Slaughter logo comes up and flashes again this time spinning and flipping. It changes to the Finest besting up Smalls and Draven in his office to Amy and Jeff beating on each other then kissing. It ends showing profiles of Seph and Soth, Amy, Rave and Enforcer. The Slaughter logo is showen one last time before fadeing out completely.))
Standard Match
Green Haired Frog vs Lone Wolf
Eddie: This next match showcases two of the promising young talents here in the HWC.
Travis: More rookies wasting my time. How much longer until we get to see Cleo and Amy?
Eddie: A while. Are you going to continue throwing a fit, Travis?
Travis: Until Amy and Cleo get out here.
(( Of Wolf and Man hits and everything goes dark. Lone Wolf steps out onto the stage and lets out a howl before making his way down to the ring. After climbing into the ring he goes over to the corner closest to him and sinks down in it just watching his opponent waiting for them to make their first move. ))
Jean Fortello: From Billings, Montana, weighing in at 249 lbs……. Lone Wolf!!!!!!!
(( Of Wolf and Man fades, The lights dim and Tainted Love flares up. Suddenly, Frog appears on the ramp, he runs to the ring and slides in, met by several hard boots from Wolf. Jean ducks out of the ring, running to safety by the ring. Wolf picks Frog up, giving him a bodyslam. ))
Eddie: Lone Wolf making a great showing thus far in this match.
Travis: Yeah. Two giant wastes!
Eddie: Of what? Wolf’s proving his ability here.
Travis: Of perfectly good time that could be spent looking at Amy and Cleo!
Eddie: You’re a moron.
(( Wolf drops an elbow, then, again, moves to pick Frog up. Frog puts his hands behind Wolf’s knees, sliding between his legs, and then rolling backwards, kicking Wolf in the rear with both feet, sending him into the ropes. Frog gets up, dropkicking Wolf in the back of the head as he staggers backward. Frog clotheslines Wolf over the top rope. Frog waits for Wolf to begin to get to his feet, then springboards over the top rope, attempting a plancha. Wolf steps to the side, putting his left hand up, around the back of Frog’s head, and driving his forehead into the guardrail. Frog’s forehead bounces high off of the guardrail, the velocity of the move only added to by his momentum. ))
Eddie: Right when Frog appeared to be gaining the advantage, Wolf uses Frog’s own momentum against him. Wolf has Frog well scouted.
Travis: Not hard to do. These two are just barely out of jobber class.
Eddie: Yes, we know. You’d rather watch Cleo and Amy, right?
Travis: You’re starting to get the idea!
Eddie: I may be wrong, but didn’t Jeff say he was going to kick your ass if he saw you looking at Amy like that again?
Travis: I’m not looking at her! I’m talking about her! No crime there!
(( Wolf has, by this time, retrieved a steel chair, and is advancing on the slowly rising Frog. The referee comes outside the ring, to take the chair, but Wolf has already swung the chair. Frog dodges to the side, and grabs Wolf, giving him a DDT on the chair, as it stops at the ground. Frog moves back into the ring, and rolls over the flip, dropping down into a legdrop, driving Wolf’s face into the chair further. Frog jumps atop the guardrail, moonsaulting backwards, to further drive Wolf’s face into the chair. Wolf moves back, simply letting Frog hit the chair full-force. Frog recoils, clutching his midsection, writhing in pain. ))
Eddie: Frog just did more damage to himself than Wolf did.
Travis: Actually, I think the guardrail did the most damage.
Eddie: Well, you get the point.
Travis: And I think Frog should have to pay to replace the damage his head did to the guardrail!
Eddie: Okay. As long as you pay for the damage done to my IQ by working with you.
(( Wolf moves to Frog, looking to hit the Lock Down. Frog pushes Wolf off, sending the small of Wolf’s back into the guardrail. Wolf’s body bends around the guardrail slightly, then comes back. Frog, still on the ground, brings his leg back, and kicks the back of Wolf’s legs, dropping him hard to the ground. ))
Eddie: Frog beginning to mount a offense.
Travis: This match is starting to look interesting.
Eddie: You bet on this match, too, didn’t you?
Travis: You got a match to call!
(( Frog climbs to the apron, and hits an Asai moonsault on the prone form of Wolf, his knee thudding against the guardrail, but still hitting Wolf full-force. Even so, Frog clutches his knee, then stands, finding the leg injury to be just a impact shock. The time spent writhing on the floor, however, gave Wolf enough time to stagger to his feet. Wolf, noticing the leg injury, goes to dropkick Frog’s knee. Frog swings his left leg back, causing Wolf to miss, and hit the ground hard. Frog, again, moves to go back into the ring, taking the chair with him, and setting it up with the back of the chair facing the ropes. Frog bounces off of the opposite ropes, and uses the chair to vault high over the top rope, catching Wolf as he starts the climb to his feet, bringing them both crashing down to the ground. Both men stay down, as the referee begins his count. ))
Eddie: Great move by Frog, there, although it appears that he hit the ground just as hard as Wolf did.
Travis: Like I said. Glorified jobbers.
(( At 5, Frog begins moving, as does Wolf. At 7, both men stand on shaky legs. Wolf charges at Frog, Frog ducking at the last second, Wolf’s outstretched arm making a sickening thud against the turnbuckle post. Wolf clutches at his pained left arm, turning around, to Frog attempting a superkick. Wolf steps to the side, grabbing Frog’s ankle, and pulling him forward, setting Frog off-balance, and then slamming Frog’s thigh and groin against the ring steps. Both men step back momentarily, Wolf having the presence of mind to roll in the ring slightly, then come back out, to break the count. Wolf moves to Frog, as he rises, giving him a hard right, spinning Frog around, and dropping him over the top of the stairs. Wolf runs up the same stairs, hopping to the side, dropping a leg over the back of Frog’s head, but falling onto his right arm, then rolling onto his back, his arms both, at least temporarily, numbed from the shock. ))
Eddie: These two are fighting to prove themselves to the people in charge, and, in the process, may end their careers before they get started.
Travis: Well, Wolf may have shown some level of intelligence earlier, when he wrapped Frog’s leg around those stairs.
Eddie: You have a point, for once, Travis. Frog’s finisher, the Pond Hop, is a move relying entirely on Frog’s leg strength, and Wolf’s finisher, the Lock Down, is focused on the legs. This may work out well for Wolf, in the short run.
(( Frog gets his head clear of the fuzziness that had invaded, and rolls into the ring, slumping into the far corner, Wolf standing as well, rolling, albeit slowly, into the ring. Frog drops an elbow, then going outside the ring, on the apron, and hitting a shooting star press from the top rope, unable to capitalize, his leg flaring in pain. Both men lay there a moment, Frog clambering to his feet as quickly as possible, although the pain in his leg makes it an excruciatingly slow climb. Wolf, by the time Frog’s gotten to his feet, has gotten to a low crouch, then shooting to his feet, using the speed of his ascent to drop Frog with a hard clothesline. Frog spins in midair, landing facedown. Wolf puts the boots to Frog. ))
Eddie: It appears that Frog’s wounded leg will be a factor in this match.
Travis: (Making sounds as though being roused from a deep sleep) Huh? This match is still going?! These two are going to give everyone here a serious case of narcolepsy!
Eddie: Get your rest now, Travis. Still to come tonight, the Over the tope rope match, between Amy, Cleo, Patriot, Sage, and The Creeper.
Travis: Oh yeah! I almost forgot! This garbage is making me stupid!
Eddie: Short trip, isn’t it, Travis? Back to the match.
(( By now, Wolf’s gotten Frog in the Lock Down, but Frog is already very near the ropes. Frog appears in intense pain, but still manages to grab the bottom rope, then pulling himself over the bottom rope, draping himself there. Wolf breaks the hold quickly, turning to look at Frog. An odd look appears on Wolf’s face, and he climbs to the top turnbuckle, jumping off, in an attempt to drop a leg over the back of Frog’s head. Frog, completely by chance, moves back, to a sitting position, his mind slightly addled. Wolf hits the apron hard with his left leg, dropping to the ground, again on his right arm. ))
Eddie: Too many of those moves will change the entire complexion of this match.
Travis: Yeah, from horrible to pitiful.
(( Wolf lays on the ground a moment. Frog moves to the apron, facing Wolf. He jumps onto the turnbuckle, hopping, and turning 180 degrees, moonsaulting backward, crashing onto Wolf. This time, Wolf gets to his feet first, headed toward the ring. Frog gets up as well, moving to the apron. Wolf goes to pull Frog into the ring, Frog jumping slightly, sending his feet through the middle of the top and middle ropes, doubling Wolf over. Frog shoots an uppercut to Wolf’s jaw, sending him back, then goes up high. ))
Eddie: POND HOP!!! It’s all academic from here. It appears that Frog’s leg injury won’t affect his finisher.
Travis: Is this waste of time over yet?
(( Frog goes for the pin. 1...2....3!!! ))
Jean Fortello: The winner of this match, as a result of a pinfall, Green Haired Frog!!!!!!
Eddie: It is now, Travis.
Travis: Good. Maybe now we can get to the good matches.
Eddie: Did you make any money off of this fight?
Travis: 200 bucks. Why do you care?
Eddie: Maybe you can use that to go buy half a brain.
((Slaughter goes to a commercial for Burger King. The Enforcer rips the door off and walks in. The BK shakes and people move out of his way.)
Enforcer (reaching the counter): I need an Xtreme Whopper.
BK Clerk: I'm sorry Mr. Enforcer sir, but we just sold our last one.
Enforcer: WHAT? To who?
(Clerk points to a middle aged man off to the side, about to take a bite when he looks up and sees the Enforcer looking at him. The Enforcer suddenly has a steel chair in his hand and runs over to the man. We cut to a picture of the Whopper.)
Announcer: Try the new BK Xtreme Whopper. Two kinds of cheese, four strips of bacon and an extreme taste (CLANG...the top bun falls off the burger), now for a limited time only.
(The scene cuts back to the Enforcer taking a huge bite out of the burger with a smile on his face and a dented chair in his hand. The guy is laying slumped on the floor.)
Enforcer: Now that's an extreme taste!
(Cut to the BK logo.)
Singers: At BK, you got it!))
((Camera cuts back stage in Martin Smalls office. He paces in front of BloodLust Slayerz looking disusted with them. The Slayerz act calm as if they weren't in trouble with him or not caring.))
Smalls: This is unacceptable! YOUR MAKING ME LOOK BAD! I hired you to destroy ANYONE that stood in your way! What have you done instead? Rolled over and played dead! Your resent losses have lost you your Tag Team title match! You keep this up you will never see gold. Infact you keep this up and I'll fire you both and send you back to Norway! Do I make my self clear!
((The Slayerz say nothing just eyes each other then look back to Smalls. They narrow their eyes giving him a heard look.))
Smalls: You want to make up your losses to me?! Two things. Go out and cripple the other Tag Teams inline for the belt! Then set example at Assult that you two are the most burtal force in the HWC, by taking out Bad News!
((Palimon and Beowulf rise from their seat and stare down Smalls who looks hard back at them. With out word the Slayerz turn away slowly and walk out of the room. Smalls watches them go and crosses his arms.))
Light Heavyweight Title Match
Hans Kuhmann vs Sothren du Lac
Eddie: And here we are, at the Light Heavyweight Title Match!
Travis: All bets are off on this one.
Eddie: Stop the presses! Travis Best did NOT bet any money this time!
((The lights go out as "Slither" begins to play over the PA system. Pyro explodes in a huge wall of red flame on the stage and four columns of flame erupt from the ring posts. Sothren walks out as the lights turn a crimson red. He walks slowly down to the ring as flames burn on the stage. He climbs into the ring and stands in the center raising a hand to the sky. Columns of flame erupt from the ring posts as the lights raise and the flames on the stage die. The fans cheer his arrival, despite the recent activities of the Darkside.))
Travis: Sothren is one creepy dude, Eddie...
Eddie: Agreed. But he's also hell-bent on reclaiming what he believes is rightfully his.
(("Walk Among Us" hits on the PA, with blue and white lights flashing all around the arena. after about 15 seconds, Hans steps out, paces back and forth across the stage a couple of times, his hands on his hips, then power walks to the ring, climbs to the ring apron, then vaults to the top turnbuckle and flashes the "Crossed Hammers" sign. The Light Heavyweight Title gleams on his shoulder under the bright lights of the arena.))
Travis: Sothren still sore about Hans taking the belt from him?
Eddie: You know it. He wants it back. And judging from the look on his face, I'd say he'll get it.
((The bell rings, sending both men into a fit of activity. Sothren, still seething with anger over his loss to Hans so long ago, charges and hits him with a running shoulderblock. His charge sends Hans into the ropes with an astonishing amount of impact. The crowd winces at Hans bouncing off the ropes. Sothren, unwilling to relent so early, presses his advantage. Hans manages to duck a clothesline attempt, but doesn't see the foot heading for his face. BOOM! He drops to the mat, clutching his nose. It appears to be broken... Soth hauls the hapless champion to his feet, holding him in place for a series of knife-edge chops. The crowd "WOO!"'s after each one. Before Soth can land another chop, Hans gets a leg up and kicks Soth in the mid section. Soth doubles over in pain giving Hans the chance to hot a head scissors on Soth. Soth drops to the mat and Hans cover him for the pin. 1..2. kick out by Soth. Soth punches Hans in the jaw causing him to back away to get to his feet. Hans comes back with a few chopes to the chest of Soth backing him into a corner. After several shoulder thrusts to the gut of Soth, Hans lifts him up on the turnbuckle and climbs up him self for a 10 punch. With every blow the crowd counts. 1...2..3..4..5..6... By 7 Soth grabs Hans and delivers a power bomb.))
Eddie: Dear god I don't think one blow even phazed him!
Travis: That's why he's the man!
Eddie: Power Bombed off the top of the turn buckle!
((Soth laughs maniacally and grabs Hans by the hair and lifts Hans up and into a DDT. The referee gets into position. 1... 2... Hans barely gets his shoulder up. Soth takes it in stride, however. With an ease only seen in larger men, he lifts Hans to his feet by his throat. With an effortless heave, he nails Hans with the...))
Eddie: DEVIL'S DANCE! DEVIL'S DANCE!
Travis: Is that it?
((The referee gets into position. 1... 2... 3! Ding, ding, ding!))
Jean Fortello: Your winner, and NEW HWC Light Heavyweight Champion... SOTHREN DU LAC!!!
((Sothren looks down at the belt, then lifts his head. The crowd can see his sadistic smile, but they don't care. They're cheering like mad for his victory. But did that victory come at a price? Only Sothren knows, and as usual, he isn't talking. Sephiroth steps out onto the top of the ramp and smiles at his brother's win. More gold for the Darkside. Sephiroth meets his brother in the ring exhuburently clutching the title in celebration with his brother. Just then the tron shows Smalls laughing at Sephiroth and Sothren which look at him rather confused. Seph looks curiously at the stage's screen as Martin speaks...))
Martin: Seph, Seph, Seph. How's that head of yours? Still hurting from the crack of the chair upside your head. You must be wondering why... why why why? Well I'll admit it wasn't my idea. You see Seph it was all a set up. The dating, the intimate nights, the private conversations. It was all a show, you were the pawn all along du Lac and even now your completely clueless aren't you? Well, I've no more useto keep it from you not when I can break your heart right now. Seph this whole time your fiancee has been working for me! She's been keeping you in check. Chloe is working for me!
Eddie: What? I don't believe it!
Travis: What a revelation!
Eddie: It... it can't be.
Travis: He just said it was so.
((Seph just stands there shaking his head looking heart broken as Sothren looks at the screen with fury in his eyes.))
Martin: That's right, Seph. All this time she was using you for me. How's it feel Seph to love someone that doesn't love you back. Happy Valentines Day, du Lac!
((Seph just stands there visibly broken as the fans boo Smalls he just stands there baffled by the news as Sothren leads him out.))
Eddie: This has just destroyed, Seph.
Travis: This is just wrong I have to admit. Using a man like that. Chloe's heartless.
Eddie: My god look at him. He isn't talking.
Travis: Are those tears?
Eddie: We'll be back with more as this develops.
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Standard Match
BobCat vs Sage
Jean Fortello: The following is for one fall. First to the ring....
((The go off completly as Korn's "Thoughtless" begins to blast over the P.A. System.))
Jean Fortello: From Rock Hill, South Carolina, weighing in at 335 lbs..... BOBCAT!!!
((The Bobcat walks out from backstage, and flames begin to burst from the sides of the walkway as he makes his way to the ring. Once he's in the ring he step to the middle and flames burst from the four turnbuckle posts.))
Jean Fortello: And his opponent from Richmond, weighing in at 232 lbs....
((The lights dim as black and red pyro shoot from the stage. "Poem" by Taproot starts to play loudly on the PA system.))
Jean Fortello: SAGE!!!
((Sage steps out on to the stage to a mixee reaction. Sage walks down the ramp and climbs in the ring. Sage goes to the turnbuckle and poses for the crowd.))
Travis: Is it me or does Bobcat only show up when Dozer gets hurt?
Eddie: Dozer is his big brother he's always going to look out for family.
Travis: Heh, whats family ever done for anyone anyways?
((Sage exstends his hand to Bobcat only to have it knocked away and followed by an elbow to the head. Sage staggers a bit and is thrown into the ropes by Bob. Bob goes to deliver a closeline but Sage ducks underneith it. Come back off the other side Sage hits a springboard dropkick to the back od Bobcat. Sgae goes over to pull Bob to his feet, but Bob grabs Sage by the ankles pulling him off his feet. Still holding onto Sage's ankles Bob falls back deliving a catapult. The power of it sends Sage flying over the top rope and tumpling to the floor below.))
Travis: And this is the part of the show where bodies fly threw the air defeining the laws of gravity.
Eddie: Cataplut by Bobcat and he's following him to the out side. Don't think he liked that sudden drop kick earlier.
((Bob whips Sage into the steel steps, Sage rolls over in pain holding his back. Bob pulls him to his feet but gets knocked back with a hard chop to the chest. Sage grabs Bob's head and slams it against the guard rail. Before he can do it again Bob elbows him into the gut then does a Knee-to-Face Smash followed by monkey toss into the announcers table.))
Travis: No don't bring the fight over here, someone is going to get hurt.... like me!
Eddie: One can only wish!
((Bob goes to pick up Sage but gets kick in the face and staggers away. Sage gets to his feet and runs at Bob but gets a thrust kick to the throat. Sage crumbles to the floor holding his throat. Bob pulls him to his feet and rolls him into the ring. Bob sides in just before the count of 10. Bob goes to cover Sage 1..2.. but Sage rolls him up into a small package. 1.. and kick out by Bob. Bob gets to his feet and pulls Sage up but is meet with a few blows to the gut. Sage grabs Bob and whips him to the ropes, but Bob counters sening Sage instead. On the rebond Bob kicks him in the mid section and delivers the Devastator. Sage drops like dead weigh and Bob pins him. 1...2...3. The bell rings and the ref raises Bobcats hand in victory.))
Jean Fortello: HEre is you winner..... BOBCAT!!!
Travis: Well that was pointless.
Eddie; Travis you won't know a good match if it choke slammed you threw a table. Come to think of it that would be a good match.
Travis: Never happen the fans love me too much.
((Camera opens up in the parking lot. The sound of a fight is being heard, as the camera man moves to find the fight he comes across the Finest's car. All the door are open and Ace-Man's body if half hanging out the back, his body motionless. Miss America trying to help him and remain unseen. Rounding a corner the camera man comes upon the fight. Patriot stands alone looking badly beaten as BloodLust Slayerz continue dealing him damage. He does his best to fight them off but fails. Palimon climbs on top of a pick up truck and gusters to Beowulf, Beowulf rolls Patriot onto the hood of the truck and follows. He think lifts him up and places him on the shoulders of Palimon. Palimon turns and power bombs Patriot into the bed of the truck. The truck rocks with the impact. Palimon climbs off and sees a dumpster getting and idea.))
Palimon: Beowulf take out the trash!
((Beowulf looks then grabs Patriot by the arm and drags him from the truck. Lifting him over his head, Beowulf takes and throws Patriot into the dumpster and closes the lid down on him. The two walk off and head inside.))
((Camera opens up on someone putting on a pare of Nike's, the camera follows them around only showing the shoes. It goes from the person walking then suddenly running. It then cuts to the same someone doing a kick flip on a skate board and then kicking someone in the balls followed by stomping some bald head thug's head. The camera pans up showing Amy standing over the broken guy holding her skate board.)
Amy: Hey just do it...... No not that prev..
(Amy the kicks the camera and the scene goes black.))
Standard Match
Jeff Wylde vs BloodDragon
Eddie: So far the night has been something hasn't it?
Travis: Yeah it has! But wait until our main event! Oh Boy! Amy and Cleo! Two of my most favorite ladies!
Eddie: Cleo had a loss Wednesday night, but tonight she might do it! She might be able to win over the other four!
Travis: Might, might? She'll win! She has me looking me out for her!
Eddie: Yeah, I'm sure! Lets get on with our match!
((Downfall comes over the speakers as the arena pitches into darkness. Two or three blod red spotlights start searching through the crowd bathing all the fans in the deep red light. When they finally come together it is in the middle of the ring, where Blood is standing with arms raised and head lowered as if in prayer. Suddenly red pyro shoots from the four ring posts to meet above Blood's now raised head in the shape of a red Dragon.))
Jean Fortello: Making his way to the ring at this time weighing in at 245lbs, from Melbourne Florida Blood Dragon!
Travis: Yeah! Blood Dragon is going to rip Wylde apart!
Eddie: You got money riding on this match don't you?
Travis: Of course not! How dare you think of me in such a manner?
Eddie: You don't? I guess I was wrong about you!
Travis: Of course I do!
Eddie: I knew it!
((Reckoning Day begins to play as Jeff walks out onto the stage and pauses at the top of the ramp and raises his arms, and looks from side to side before lowering his arms and makes his way to the ring.))
Jean Fortello: And his opponent weighing in at 280lbs, from Sydney Australia, "The Wylde Man" himself, Jeff Wylde!
Eddie: I wonder if either side will interfeer with this match?
Travis: You know Amy... She can't stay away from me!
Eddie: I wouldn't say that to loud!
Travis: I'm not worried!
((A slight glance from Jeff seems to shut Travis up pretty quick. Jeff then turns his attention back to Blood, and just stares at him trying to take in everything about his opponent! The bell sounds and they lock up. Jeff goes for an arm drag take down but has it reversed by Blood. Blood flips Jeff and puts him to the mat. Jeff doesn't stay down and is on his feet again.Jeff grabs Blood and goes for the fallaway slam.Blood goes to the mat and lays there for a minute but gets back up grabbing Jeff and goes for a DDT. Jeff is on the mat and Blood goes for the pin. 1...Jeff gets the shoulder up! As Jeff gets to his feet he grabs Blood and does a chokeslam. Blood hits the mat and Jeff picks Blood up again and goes for the spinebuster. Blood hits the mat in pain an lays there for a minute as Jeff goes for the pin. 1...2...Blood gets the shoulder up and slolwy gets to his feet.))
Travis: Jeff thinks he's so good!
Eddie: Why don't you go up there and tell him that? I mean when he's finished with Blood Dragon I'm sure he'd be happy to talk to you!
Travis: No..That's ok...I'll stay here...Where I'm safe...
Eddie: This is going to be a close match...Both of these men extremly talented...
Travis: And they're both crazy!
((Jeff hits Blood Dragon with a Big Boot to the face and Blood staggers back but doesn't go down.Jeff grabs him only to be hit in the midsection by a couple of elbows from Blood. Blood grabs him and goes for a Snap suplex. Jeff hits the mat and Blood picks him up before climbing to the top rope. He goes for the top rope falling arm bar. Jeff hits the mat and so does Blood. Blood gets up first and grabs Jeff before going for the cobra clutch suplex. Jeff hits the mat againnad Blood goes for the pin. 1...2...Jeff gets the shoulder up and Blood can not believe it. He picks Jeff up again but Jeff starts kicking away at Blood's knees. Blood falls to the mat and Jeff lifts him to his feet kicking him in the midsection and goes for the x factor. Jeff goes for the pin. 1...2...Blood gets the shoulder up. Jeff shakes his head and goes to pick Blood up only to be pushed back by Blood. Blood grabs Jeff and goes for the fisherman suplex with the pin. But as the ref gets down to count Jeff breaks out of it.))
Eddie: Now that's skill!
Travis: He's putting off his own fate! He knows he's going to get killed in there!
Eddie: I think Jeff is doing extremly well!
Travis: You would...If he dies I get Amy!
Eddie: You mean a shot at Amy...
Travis: What did I say?
((Jeff goes for the spinbuster in hopes that will keep Blood down. Blood hits the mat. Jeff lifts Blood to his feet again and gives him another big boot to the face. Blood hits the mat again and Jeff goes for the pin. 1...2...Blood gets the shoulder up face covered in blood from the boot to the face this time around. Blood drips into his eyes almost blinding him. Jeff takes the advantage and goes for a powerbomb. But Blood manges to get the blood wiped away and grabs Jeff and goes for his Tornado DDT. Jeff hits the floor and Blood goes to the top rope, as Jeff slolwy gets to his feet. Blood comes down with a drop kick sending Jeff to the mat once more. Blood goes for the pin with the blood dripping onto Jeff's chest. 1...2...Jeff gets the shoulder up just in time.))
Travis: Somebody just die already! I want to see my ladies!!!
Eddie: You're going to get yourself killed one of these days!
Travis: You worry to much!
((Blood grabs him and goes for the T-Bone suplex. Jeff hits the mat again, and Blood goes for the pin. 1...2...Jeff gets the shoulder up as the crowd breaks into cheers. Amy comes running down the ramp and slides into the ring without the ref knowing. She goes to the top rope and pulls off a swanton bomb right on top of Blood as the ref checks on Jeff to see if he can continue. After Amy hits the swanton she dives out of the ring and starts to head back to the backstage area, only to be stopped by Enforcer. Another fight breaks out at ring side and the ref is distracted again for a minute letting Jeff to hit Blood in the groin making sure he stays down. The ref finally sees Jeff going for the cover and begins to count. 1...2...3))
Jean Fortello: And here is your winner Jeff Wylde.
((The rest of Bad News runs out to the ring as Jeff's music begins to play. He and Amy take off through the crowd. The fans scream as the two of them run through.))
Travis: Now that was unexpected!
Eddie: Not really...I knew neither side could keep their word!
Travis: And you what's next don't you?
Eddie: Yes our main event!!! We'll be back after this!
Travis: Amy just saved Jeff's ass!
((The camera cuts to the interior of the Darkside's dressing room there sits Livia, Sothren, Sephiroth, Creeper, and the Executioner. All seem to be focused on Sephiroth who is visibly depressed and extremely shaken. There is a knock on the door as Chloe walks in the room falls silent and all eyes are on her.))
Chloe: Hey, sorry i'm late. What do I have something on my face? Is my bra crooked? What?
Soth: Shut your mouth.
Chloe: What did you say?
Soth: You heard me... keep your lying, skanky, ugly, forked-tongue, backstabbing, mouth Shut!
((Chloe looks hurt and extremely offended as Sothren spits at her shoes.))
Chloe: What's wrong with you?
Soth: Oh, cut the act!
Exe: Yeah, we all heard what Smalls said! How you tricked us!
Livia: How you used, my master! I knew you were a liar.
((Chloe looks at Livia with an angry look and goes to strike her but Sothren steps in front of her as does Executioner. They both look at her intently as Livia smiles at her from behind them. Chloe looks at Creeper who just simply turns his head from her unable to even look at the traitor. Chloe dives between the two huge men grasping Sephiroth's hand.))
Chloe: Seph, you don't believe this. Do you? You don't really think I'd lie. That I was responsible for what they say? Seph, I love you. Don't do this to me. I have been nothing but faithful to you. Everything we've said is private. You must believe that.
Soth: Enough of your lies.
((Sothren grabs her and goes to back hand her but Sephiroth blocks it holding Sothren's hand. Sothren shocked at Sephiroth as is the whole room.))
Seph: What proof do I have that she has done this? What proof do I have she has not? I know not the truth. And until I do no one will touch her. If you do I will punish thee. You touch her hair I will cut yours, you touch her face I will break yours, you take her life and I will make you beg for death! She has made me happy but I don't know if this is the love of a woman or the venom of a serpent. Till I know, Chloe I will not abide you. You are exiled from my sight. You are not allowed near me. You come near me and your life is forfeit. You who are either my greatest love or my greatest foe... I will both protect you and shun you. Chloe Jackson... you are banished as of right now.
((Chloe looks at him as if he has just labeled her a death sentence. Tears stream down her face as Exe grabs her to her feet leading her out. Chloe pushes Exe off and removes the ring from her finger throwing it back at Seph. She then turns and leaves on her own a look of hurt and anger on her face. Sephiroth turns away tears in his eyes as the camera goes to Livia waving bye to Chloe with an arrogant smirk.))
Eddie: Oh my god! Seph banished her.
Travis: Poor Chloe... Something smells fishy round here.
Eddie: Yeah... ewww, Travis put your shoes back on.
Travis: Oh, Sorry!
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Five Person "Every Person for Themselves" Top Rope Mayhem
Sage vs The Patriot vs The Creeper vs Cleopatra vs Amy Jensen
Eddie: What a show we’ve had so far.
Travis: Damn right, have you seen the ladies in the crowd tonight?
Eddie: How about something more relevant to our jobs, like that match between Jeff Wylde and Blood Dragon?
Travis: Why would I care about that sausagefest? I’m here for the ladies.
Eddie: It’s too bad none of them are here for you. It is however, Over the Top Rope Challenge time. Are you ready for this?
Travis: Hell yes, Amy and Cleo in the same match?
Eddie: You’re completely hopeless. Amy Jensen, Cleopatra, The Creeper, Sage, and the Patriot, all in the ring at the same time.
Travis: The Creeper? All right, let’s get to the violence.
((The lights dim as black and red pyro shoot from the stage. "Poem" by Taproot starts to play loudly on the PA system as Sage steps out on to the stage to a mixed reaction. Sage walks down the ramp and climbs in the ring, he then goes to the turnbuckle o pose for the crowd. The lights in the arena dim again and then fade completely to black as Jimi Hendrix's version of the National Anthem begins to blast in the arena. Red, white, and blue pyro go off, then as the lights go back on Patriot is standing on stage waving Old Glory. He salutes it before continuing on down to the ring to chants of "USA...USA...USA"))
Jean Fortello: Ladies and Gentlemen introducing SAGE, and The PATRIOT.
Travis: I can't believe he's still coming out here to fight after the beating he took from BloodLust Slayerz.
Eddie: Just like America, he has a will that won't die.
Travis: Sounds like betting odds to me.
Eddie: Ok, I’ve just been informed that this match will start out with two predetermined superstars, and then every minute after the bell sounds another superstar will make their way to the ring, until all five superstars are in the ring. To be eliminated, both feet must touch the outside floor.
Travis: Do you think anyone told them that?
((Both Sage and The Patriot are standing in the ring looking towards the curtain when the bell sounds. It seems neither on of them was told that the match format had changed. As the Patriot registers that the bell has sounded, he quickly turns to confront Sage, who is already running towards the Patriot full blast. Ducking under Sage’s momentum, Patriot flings Sage up and over the tope rope. On his way out of the ring, Sage grabs hold of the tope rope, and gracefully lands on the apron. Reaching out for the Patriot, Sage grabs him and effortlessly suplexes the surprised Patriot over the top rope to the floor below landing carefully so as not to eliminate himself as well.))
Eddie: Well that was certainly quick.
Travis: Sage showing that on any given day, even those with no talent can get lucky.
Eddie: I thought you didn’t like the Patriot.
Travis: I was talking about the Patriot. Sage still has to fight the Creeper. Poor bastard.
(('The Man Without Fear' kicks over the PA, Amy comes bursting through the curtain, headbanging in time to the beat. She jogs towards the ring, Jeff Wylde following her. They both slide into the ring tandem and Amy makes her way to the nearest corner screaming and yelling at the crowd as Rob Zombie growls the vocals. Jeff stands in the middle of the ring, staring at the ramp. As Rob Zombie screams into the chorus, Amy leaps off the turnbuckle into the ring and throws her arms wide.))
Eddie: Now why did Jeff decide to come to ringside with Amy?
Travis: Hey this is an over the tope rope challenge. Anything goes as far as I’m concerned. You see the rack on that girl. I swear for god I’d do anything to get a piece of that!
Eddie: You swear for what?
Travis: Sorry, I was watching the Kings of Comedy again. You know how they influence me.
((Upon the arrival of Amy and Jeff, Sage let himself slip out under the bottom rope. As he stands there, with his back turned to the ring, Amy signals something to Jeff. Instantly she is throwing herself off the rope and running full speed at Jeff.))
Eddie: Um, if Amy throws herself over the top rope she is still eliminated.
Travis: Don’t do it. You’re too pretty to leave yet.
((Grabbing hold of Jeff’s hands, Amy cartwheels in mid air, flinging her legs over the top rope and down around a surprised Sage’s neck. Then using Amy’s stomach muscles, and Jeff’s brute strength they pull the surprised rookie into the ring together. As Sage hits the mat, Amy is already positioning herself on top of Jeff’s shoulders. The crowd has been steadily going crazy, but a hush overtakes it as they wait to see what’s next. Standing up to her full height, and signaling to the crowd, she mockingly blows Sage a kiss before delivering her Swanton Bomb off of Jeff’s shoulders.))
Eddie: I guess that will teach Sage to turn his back on anyone here in the HWC.
Travis: Did you know Amy’s boobs jiggle when she lands that move?
Eddie: You are such a damn perve.
((Suddenly the arena goes dark, as Gold Lust begins to play. Gold lights begin to move over the crowd and comes to a stop on the back of the stage, as something rises up from the floor. It's an Egyptian sarcophagus. The lid of the Sarcophagus slides open and there stands the Pharaoh Cleopatra. She opens her eyes and makes her way to the ring not hearing or noticing the crowds cheering for her as she makes her way to the ring and in her hands she carries the scepters of Upper and Lower Egypt. Stopping at the bottom of the ramp, she removes the crown and hands it and her scepters to one of the refs present. Then, standing just outside the ring, she makes brief eye contact with Amy Jensen before sliding into the ring, via the bottom rope. Jeff has since dismissed himself from the ring, and Sage is lying in a crumpled heap off to the side. Almost immediately, Amy hurls herself at Cleo, taking the former queen of the Nile off her feet. The two fall through the middle rope, to the floor outside. Flipping Amy over in mid-air, Cleo lands on top of her and begins laying the punches into Amy’s face.))
Eddie: I think maybe Cleo was a bit upset by Amy’s recent words on the Conan O’Brien show.
Travis: Two hot women fighting it out and all you can think about is Conan O’Brien? You gay bastard!
Eddie: That’s not all I think about.
((The action on the outside of the ring has since escalated, as Jeff Wylde, seeing Amy on the receiving end, decided to separate the two women via his boot to Cleo’s head. Pulling Cleo to her feet, he immediately tosses her up into ring and then sets to helping Amy off the ground. By this time, Sage has gotten back to his feet, and after knocking Cleo down from behind with a clothesline, he sets himself for a suicide dive. Throwing himself over the top rope at Jeff and Amy, he is once again surprised as his face connects with the big boot of Jeff. Sage’s now eliminated body slumps to the ground just as Demonoid Phenomenon hits, and the lights cut off. Lightning shoots from the rafters, striking either side of the stage, and leaving two small fires. The camera moves over both fires, showing the entirety of the flaming areas. Then, with the cameras back in their original position, and in time with the music, the fires explode upward, as well as on a random turnbuckle post. The fires on the stage return to smoldering, and the turnbuckle is doused completely, revealing The Creeper standing on the turnbuckle, right where the fire had been centered. The Hardcore Championship Belt clutched firmly in one raised hand.))
Eddie: This match is only three minutes underway and already we’ve seen both Sage and The Patriot eliminated.
Travis: Yeah and I think Sage is going to have to pay Jeff money to get the rest of his face off of Jeff’s boot. Did you see that kick?
((The Creeper hops down from the turnbuckle, and tosses the belt outside to one of the refs. Amy slides in under the bottom rope, and Cleo pushes herself off the mat. All three superstars meet in the middle of the ring, and begin staring each other down.))
Eddie: This is about to get ugly.
Travis: This is about to get good.
((In a flash of fists and feet the three begins laying into one another. Creeper surprises Cleo with a kick to the mid-section, but Amy surprises him with a standing dropkick. As Creeper backs up, Cleo sweeps Amy’s feet out form under her, and jumps right back on top of her slamming Amy’s head into the mat below. Smiling to himself, Creeper calmly walks over to the two women and lifts Cleo off Amy by her throat. Looking into her eyes while his grip tightens around her neck, Creeper doesn’t see the low blow coming from Amy. Cleo and Creeper hit the mat like two stones.))
Eddie: If he gets another shot like that so soon, Creeper is going to end up singing soprano.
Travis: It hurts to watch, it really does.
((Slipping out under the bottom rope, Amy grabs a chair. Pausing only to give Jeff a brief kiss, she slides back in and proceeds to level both Cleo and Creeper as they begin to stand. Tossing the chair aside, Amy goes up top and nails a swanton on the Creeper’s prone form. Then, turning her attention to Cleo, she sets the former pharaoh up for the Spineshank. However, just as Cleo’s feet point skyward, she slips out of Amy’s grasp and lands behind her. Grabbing Amy in a sleeper, Cleo throws her legs out from under her and slams Amy’s head to the mat once again. As the woman’s champ lays there holding her head, Cleo is greeted by a superkick to the back of the head from the Creeper, who has an extremely incensed look upon his face. Reaching down and grabbing both women by the throat, Creeper hoists both of their bodies into the air, looking for a double chokelsam. A hurricanrana from Amy and an armbar from Cleo that she somehow holds onto throughout Amy’s hurricanrana greet him however.))
Eddie: That was fricken amazing. I’ve never seen anything like that.
Travis: …… Awesome!
((Shrugging himself out of Cleo’s armbar, Creeper reaches for Amy and simply tosses her over the top rope at Jeff who is standing by shocked at this display of aggression and strength. Being caught off guard only causes Jeff problems as Amy’s momentum knocks them both to the ground, eliminating her from the match.))
Eddie: Oh my god. Creeper just threw Amy from the ring like she was a piece of paper.
Travis: That is one man you don’t want to annoy or piss off.
((Turning to Cleo, Creeper rushes her and is caught with a superkick under his jaw. The kick doesn’t faze him this time, and he reaches out and grabs hold of her hair. Struggling against the Creeper’s grip, Cleo can only throw kicks and punches that seemingly don’t faze him as he walks her towards the ropes.))
Eddie: Looks like Cleo’s time is up as well.
Travis: Creeper is cleaning house.
((Just as they make it to the ropes however, Cleo manages to twist her body and monkey flips Creeper over the top rope. Her celebration however causes her to miss Creeper’s landing on the apron. As she turns to taunt the supposedly eliminated Creeper, he catches her by her throat and lifts her effortlessly over the rope before jumping off the apron and chokeslamming her to the ground below.))
Eddie: Did I just see what I think I saw?
Travis: If we saw the same thing, then yes.
Jean Fortello: Ladies, and Gentlemen, the winner of this Over the Top Rope Challenge….CLEOPATRA QUEEN OF THE NILE!!!!!
((Creeper’s head only snaps in Jean’s direction as he hears the announcement. After a moments thought does he realize that by jumping off the apron with Cleo’s body he eliminated himself before eliminating her. Staring down at Cleo’s body, he is caught off guard by a vicious clothesline from Jeff Wylde. With Creeper and Cleo down, Jeff and Amy make their way up the ramp to the sounds of Man Without Fear by Rob Zombie.))
Travis: Why in the hell did Jeff just attack Creeper?
Eddie: Eliminating Amy maybe, or just because. Why does anyone do anything around this place?
Travis: You’ve got a point there, hell Creeper did just eliminate himself from this match.
Eddie: Well I guess we’ll just have to wait until WarZone to see if there is any retaliation on Creeper’s part knowing Jeff Wylde has a match.
((Camera cuts to Autumn Lewis office as she perpares to leave for the night. A knock comes to to the door.))
Autumn: Enter.
((One of the ring crew men enter with a folded up peice of paper in his hand. As he approches her he holds it out.))
Crew Man: There a message for you Ms. Lewis.
Autumn: I'm busy at the moment....
Crew Man: It's very imporant, you should read it.
Autumn: (sighs) Alright read it to me.
Crew Man: Tigris Soul a.k.a The Tiger has been convicted for assult against David Howlett and is now serving time at Northern State Prison Newark, New Jersey.......
((The voice of the crew man fades and looks up from the paper. Autumn turns to face him her eyes whide in shock. She stands there in disbelief as the camera fades out.))
((The transmission dies and as the scene fades.Copyright 2003, Hardcore Wrestling Corp.))