((The blue HWC logo fades in and out. It's Going Down by The X-Ecutioners plays while HWC superstars are seen doing verious moves. One Harley hitting Seph over the head with a Shovel. Another one of Tiger landing the reverse bull dog on Ace, then goes on to showing Ace-man standing on a turn buckle with Patriot waving them America flagg. Amy and Chaotica are shown standing over Die Zerstörer's beaten bodies holding the Tag Team belts. Bulldozer grabing someone by the throat and choke slamming them off the turn buckle and out of the ring. Image changes to a flash of Martain Smalls with the rest of The Black List going on to where Enforcer turned and choke slammed Autumn Lewis. Finally a clip of Jericho turning on The Black List and winning the IC belt. It ends with a shot of a blood stained Slaughter ring. The song ends and the sceen fades.))

((Camera Opens to the backstage area where Jericho Dylan and Natassja are talking. A crew memeber walks by congratulating them on the good news of their new arrival. Suddenly Draven Masters walks up to them he gets right up in Dylan's face.))

Jericho: What do you want? You still upset over what I did to the Enforcer last week? Still upset over my resignation from the Black List?

Masters: I just came to bring you a message from Martin Smalls?

Jericho: Oh really? What th---

((CLANG! The Enforcer comes from behind with a chair to the back of the head! As Jericho falls Draven DDTs him down to the concrete. Natassja runs to help him but Scott Mercer grabs her and makes her watch as The Enforcer nails Jericho several times with the chair as Draven kicks the now prone form of Jericho. Martin walks up as the Enforcer and Draven stop beating on him.))

Martin: Jericho my boy, you don't decide when you leave the Black List, I decide! And you just moved up what I was going to do anyway! You were dead weight. Enjoy the adulation of those idoits out there, because as of right now, YOU ARE FIRED!

((Draven drops a Black List shirt over the face of Jericho, and the Enforcer drops the chair on him. Scott releases Natassja. The BL walks off as Natassja takes the shirt and chair off of him as she cries and calls for help. Camera cuts to the arena as It's Going Down plays in the background. The camera pans over the screaming fan. The stage light flash blue and white and the camera does a few close ups on some of the sign people have. One reads Better Then Tiger, another reads The Black List Lives, others read, HWC Home Of The Undead and Owned By The Mob. The camera finally cuts to the annoucers table.))

Eddie: Eddie Danniels along with Travis Bets and we are live from the sold out Tsongas Arena....

Travis: In Boston, Massachusettes....

Eddie: What the hell!

Travis: You say it all the time Eddie, I wanted my turn.

Eddie: You could have told me before the show started.

Travis: Lighten up Eddie and learn to share.

Eddie: Two belts are on the line tonight. TV and Hardcore. Tonight Chloe will face Bulldozer, a man twice her size.

((An image pops up in blue and white showing Chloe on the left grinning darkly and Bulldozer on the right with his fists up sneering angrely. Under them it reads HWC TV Title Match.))

Travis: Dozer has been making a come back Chloe doesn't even stand a chance.

Eddie: Then tonight's main event, the HWC Hardcore Title match putting once again Black Flagg up against Enforcer.

((Another blue and white image pops up with Flagg on left shining up his belt and Enforcer on the right looming and brings his hands up like he's going to strangle someone. Under them it reads HWC Hardcore Title Match.))

Travis: The Black List is going to see it that Enforcer wins the belt. You can bet on that.

Eddie: I rather not.

Travis: Wait whats this...?

((A black stretch limo pulls up in front of the the arena in front of the Tsongas Arena. The driver gets out and opens the door. Harley steps out dressed in a pair of black and red cut off shorts, a black half cut t-shirt and her hair is pulled back into two pigtails, with the World Title hanging off her shoulder. Johnny, and the boys step out behind her and follow her to the door.They walk inside and head down the hall towards an unmarked dressing room.))

Travis: There she is! Miss America! Harley Quinn and the Mafioso are in the building tonight!

Eddie: I think you got those two confused! I don't think a buried alive match is part of the Miss America Contest!

Travis: Hell it should be! Harley would bury every last one of them!

Eddie:I wonder why you're still sitting out here with me? But most of all what are they here tonight?

Travis: Maybe she's going to do a strip show!

Eddie: Don't you still owe her money?

Travis: Ummmm...Yeah...Anyway only time will tell why the Mafioso is here tonight!(Under his breath)You had to bring that up didn't you?

((The camera changes and shows Harley polishing her title, with the boys sitting around the room.))

Harley: I still don't know why he called me!

Johnny: I don't know...All I know is that he said to meet him here tonight!

Reno: We could be hangin' around the manor gettin' loaded!

Rude:Yeah...

Harley: Hey don't complain! We'll find out sooner or later why we were called.

((There comes a knock at the door and Harley answers it.Her eyes grow wide as the scene switches.))

Standard Match
"Darkstar" Lance Sullivan vs Lightning

Eddie: First up Darkstar takes on the new comer Lightning.

Travis: Just looks like another Tiger wanna be to me

((Down Poison by 3 Doors Down blares over the PA. The crowd gets on their feet and starts to boo, Lightning walks out on the ramp. She walks halway down the ramp, pyros go off. Lightning hops on the apron, she enters through the 2nd rope,she enters the ring, walks around and waits.))

Eddie: Well this is a standard match, folks, but no one has seen hide nor hair of 'Darkstar' Lance Sullivan. We've only seen just about a bit more of Lightning here. Even that was pretty sparing.

Travis: Yeah, whatever. She's a hot chick. I always did like a chick that was hated by everyone else. Less jealousy for me.

((The arena lights black out for a moment, before a blazing red spotlight hits the entranceway, and "Painted Black" by the Rolling Stones begins to play softly. When the louder more aggressive part of the song kicks in, Sullivan is supposed to step out. But nothing happens at all. Sullivan doesn't show. After starting the entrance music over, still nothing. The ref has no choice...he starts the count....1......2......3.....4))

Eddie: Where the hell is he? He'll get counted out if he doesn't show..

((Lightning looks enraged and she threatens to hit the ref. The ref keeps counting. 5.....6.....7...8.....9....10..The ref calls for the bell. This match is awarded to Lightning by default/countout. Lightning growls in anger and calls for a mic. Once she has it, she yells into the mic, enraged.))

Lightning: SULLIVAN! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE! I DIDN'T WANT A COUNTOUT! I WANT TO KICK YOUR ASS!

((After a bit of waiting, she yells into the mic again.))

Lightning: FINE! ANYONE IN THE THE BACK! OPEN CHALLENGE!

((She confidently puts her hands on her hips and begins to wait. Suddenly the arena is bathed in a greenish color as 'Down With The Sickness' by Disturbed pounds through the PA. Lightning gets ready, but nothing is seen coming from the ramp! Suddenly from the commentary position a black/greenish blur is seen, and into the ring slides HWC Hellcat Amy Jensen! She stands behind Lightning, who has no clue. Suddenly Chaotica sprints down the ramp and slides into the ring. Lightning has no clue she has been sandwiched in. Lightning's lips move in a unseen spout of shit talk, when Kimber just smiles as Amy taps Lightning's shoulder. Lightning jumps a bit and pales. Kimber smiles viciously as Lightning turns. Amy cuts loose with a brutal punch to Lightning's nose. Lightning staggers back, as blood flows from her nose. She backs right into Chaotica, who hooks Lightning by the waist...TEXTBOOK GERMAN SUPLEX! Lightning crumples to the floor. Amy moves forward, pouncing on Lightning. She lifts her up in a vertical suplex layout then suddenly drops her..SPINESHANK!))

Eddie and Travis: HOLY FUCKING LORD!

Eddie: The Sickness coming out to Lightning's audacious callout and they are obliterating her!

((Amy steps back and Chaotica zeros in for the attack. She moves behind Lightning, lifting her up by her pants. After a forearm shot to the back of the head, Chaotica brings Lightning' arms behind her back and lifts her up off the ground in a modified chicken wing..Lightning screams and starts to submit..DEVIL'S DANCE!! Lightning is decimated! Chaotica picks her up again, even as Amy sprints for the nearest turnbuckle. Amy leaps onto the top rope and positions herself there. Chaotica lifts Lightning...GUTBUSTER! ...Chaotica moves back and Amy throws her arms wide, signaling. She then leaps off the top turnbuckle..SWANTON BOMB! Lightning lays there unconscious and bleeding. Amy picks up the mic that Lightning dropped and snarls into the mic.))

Amy: Next time don't call out what you can't handle, bitch!

((Amy lashes out and kicks Lightning's ribs as her and Chaotica leave the ring. 'Down With The Sickness' blares over the PA even as EMT's rush into attend to the injured Lightning.))

Eddie: That was by far the sickest thing we've ever seen The Sickness do. Spineshank, Devils Dance followed by the Lethal Injection!

((Amy stares into a adjacent camera and makes a kiss motion, then mouths the word 'Hans' as the scene cuts to a commercial.))

((Camera opens up on Travis sitting in his office, there comes a knock on the door and a ring crew man sticks his head in.)

Crew: What do you want on your Tombstone Mr. Best?

Travis: Tombstone?

(Travis thinks showing a little cloud of thoughts, it shows Amy where next to nothing holding a pizza. The thought cloud pops as Travis' face goes from joy to horror.)

Travis: TOMBSTOME!?

(As he sits at his desk Chaotica pops up and hits him with a chair. The sceen changes to the of Travis running from a angery mob of wrestlers with hardcore weapons, then changes again to a tomb stone that reads "Travis Best, Rot In Peices." Travis wakes up from his thought by the crew man.)

Crew: Your Tombstone Pizza is here Mr. Best.))

((Camera opens back stage on a door that reads Martin Smalls, standing next to it is The Tiger. She leans against the wall with her arms crossed, voices can be heard from inside but can't be made out. Finally the door opens and Smalls slips out with his back to Tiger still talking.))

Smalls: Just sit tight and I'll anounce your move to the hole world.

The Tiger: Is that that Tiger Clone in there?

Smalls: Why Tiger it's good to see you, how you feeling?

The Tiger: Ya and I both know that wasn't me on the screen or running round with the Black List.

Smalls: I'm afraid I don't know what your talking about Tiger.

((In anger Tiger grabs Smalls and slams him against the wall, she holds him there as he groans.))

The Tiger: Don't play stupid with me boy, cause ya will end up dead.

Smalls: Can't leave things well enough alone huh Tiger. May I remind you Tiger I still hold your contract....

The Tiger: May I remind ya that I hold yar life in my hands right now! Now tell me, who has the better deal.

Smalls: So be it you want to play this way... we will. Now if you don't mind I have an announcement to make.

((Tiger sneers but lets him go but not with out pushing him away hard first. Looking back at Tiger he straightens his suit and heads for the curtain.))

Travis: Get ready Eddie.

Eddie: For what?

Travis: Smalls is coming out here, I want to look my best. How do I look.

Eddie: Like a brown noser.

((Stoopid Ass hits over the PA and the crowd erupts into boos. Smalls steps from the back grinning, in his hand he has a mic. He walks down to the ring and climbs in, the music stops but the boos don't. Smalls talks over them.))

Smalls: My loving fans, deep down you know you long to cheer for me. But as much as you love seening me that's not why I am out here.

Eddie: What a shame.

Travis: Shut up Eddie.

Smalls: I came out here to interduce to you all and the world the newest members of The Black List.

((Chants of Black List Sucks start threw the arena.))

Smalls: WILL YOU SHUT UP!!! When I talk you listen! Now I was going to introduce the newest memebers but something came up. It seems a certain someone doesn't know when to stop when they are told to! That the humilation of losing her manager and friend wasn't enough. So I am booking Tiger and Amy in a first ever Bra and Panties match.

((The crowd lets out a mix of boos and cheers for this.))

Travis: Smalls always comes up with the best ideas for matches this is going to be great!

Smalls: I will have control of Tiger! I warned here...

((The Ace Of Spades by Motorhead plays over the PA cutting off Smalls, the crowd cheers when they see Ace step out from the back. He has a mic in hand and he stops at the top of the ramp. He music fades as does the cheers as the fans wait for him to speak.))

Ace: Mr. Smalls you can't do that. I may have not been in this fed as long as Tiger but I have been here long enough to know that's taking the good name of Hardcore and dragging it threw the mud. Becides I don't know about Amy but I know Tiger is not the kind of wrestler to do a match like that.

Smalls: Ace you forget just who your speaking with. I'M THE VP I CAN MAKE WHAT EVER MATCH I WANT WITH WHO I WANT...... Sense you are so cunsern with the match and how things are done here, tell you what. You can join them in the match!

((A wave of shock goes threw the arena.))

Eddie: What! Ace of Spades in a bra and panties match with Tiger and Amy?!

Travis: I feel sick now.

Eddie: Still think Smalls is so great now.

((Ace looks a bit troubled by this but turns and goes anyways. Smalls is in the ring laughing as the boos kick up again.))

Smalls: Now that that's done and if there is no more interuptions I will get on with announcing the newest members of The Black List.....

((This time Better The You By Metallica plays cutting Smalls off again. Smalls groans looking annoyed as Tiger steps from the back and continues on heading to the ring. The crowd brusts into wild cheers for her. Smalls backs away letting Tiger in. The music cuts and Tiger starts to circle Smalls, she finaly stops with her back to the ramp.))

The Tiger: Well Smalls tell us, we are dying to know. Who is the next sucker to join the loser band wagon.

((Smalls just stands there is a nervious look on his face.))

The Tiger: Come on speak up.... Tell Us The Name OF THE NEXT PUNK I GET TO WAIST!

((Smalls starts to grin, this angers Tiger as she goes to grab him to hit him. But before she can two men grab her from behind as one gives her a full nelson slam.))

Eddie: GOD NO!

Travis: YES HANS AND KLAUS!!!

((The two of them pick Tiger up and deliver The Final Solution. Smalls stands over Tiger's body laughing and shaking hands with Hans and Klaus.))

Smalls: Meet the new memebers of The Black List Die Zerstörer!!! Oh and by the way Tiger you have a Bra and Panties Match tonight.

((Points of Authority by Linkin Park plays and the three walks up the ramp to the back. They are booed as they go though it bothers them no they only trash talk back.))

TV Title Match
Chloe vs Bulldozer

Jean Fortello: The following match is for the HWC Television Championship!

((Korn's "Here To Stay" begins to blast over the P.A. System while the lights dim. Red fire works begins to blast, and a red strobe light begins to flash at lightning like speed. The Bulldozer walks from the back and begins to go down the ramp and walks through one huge fire work going off then he walks to the ring intimidatingly.))

Jean: The challenger, from Rock Hill, South Carolina, weighing 345 pounds, The Bulldozer!

((The fans favor Dozer with a chorus of rousing boos as he climbs into the ring.))

Eddie: Wow, it seems that Dozer isn't exactly the most popular guy around these days.

Travis: Gee, whatever gave it away? His charming personality, maybe? Or was it his striking good looks?

Eddie: Somebody's being sarcastic tonight!

((Korn fades out. The lights dim and red spotlights come on with a grayish cold mist rolls over the ground."Cheap * Evil Girl" by Bree Sharp starts as black lights flash at the stage entrance. Chloe comes out from behind the curtain and walks down to the ring.))

Jean: His opponent, from Allentown, Pennsylvania, weighing 125 pounds, Chloe Jackson!

Travis: Wow, she is like so hot...but Dozer is like three times her size! How in the hell is she gonna beat him?

Eddie: Yes...but it isn't the size that matters..And Dozer isn't waiting for the bell!

((Dozer charges Chloe as she climbs between the ropes, delivering a vicious knee to her face. Chloe, halfway into the ring, falls back out, laying on the ring apron, one hand on the ropes, the other to her face.Jean Fortello hastily exits the ring as referee Walter Powell pushes Dozer back, admonishing him to let her get into the ring before the match officially begins. Powell then turns to check on Chloe. She pulls her self to her feet, shrugging off Powell's assistance, and steps into the ring, glaring at Dozer.))

Eddie: I don't think Chloe appreciated that move at all...she's staring a hole through Dozer...Walter Powell calls for the bell, and the match is officially underway! Dozer charges again, but Chloe ducks...both going off opposite ropes...Spinning heel kick by Chloe! Dozer is staggered!

Travis: Wow, Chloe got some elevation on that move! Dozer is a seven footer, and she caught him right on the chin!

((Dozer is staggered, but still on his feet. Chloe hits the ropes again and attempts a diving clothesline, but Dozer catches her in his massive arms. He holds her there a moment as if she were a child, then executes a punishing back breaker. Chloe screams in pain as Dozer drops her to the mat.))

Eddie: Dear god, he almost broke her in half with that move! Chloe is in agony!

Travis: I'll say! That hurt me all the way over here!

Eddie: Referee Walter Powell is checking on Chloe, she could be injured...but Dozer's not waiting...he shoves the referee aside and hauls Chloe to her feet....the referee is trying to get him to stop, but he's not listening...he hoists her up....BRAINBUSTER!!! And he took out the referee with that move!

Travis: Hey, who the hell is that?

((The crowd buzzes as a man in black climbs into the ring, behind Dozer, who is approaching Chloe again. The stranger reaches up, grabs Dozer by the hair, pulls him down, and delivers a HARD inverted DDT! Dozer is down! The stranger pulls the unmoving Chloe on top of Dozer, then hurries out.))

Eddie: Who the hell was that guy? And why is he helping Chloe?

Travis: You're asking me like I know?

Eddie: The referee is coming around...he doesn't know what happened...He pulls himself over for the count...1...2...3! Chloe wins the TV title!

Jean Fortello: The winner, Chloe Jackson!

((Powell gets to his feet, and starts helping up Chloe, who is finally coming around. He raises her hand as "Cheap and Evil Girl" hits on the PA.))

Travis: What a rip-off! Dozer was robbed!

Eddie: Well, That may be true, but in Chloe's defense, she doesn't even know what happened here...wait a minute, Dozer's back on his feet...and he's grabbed Chloe from behind! He's laying the badmouth on her! What a sore looser!

Travis: Well, can you blame him? He got screwed out of a title!

Eddie: Maybe so, but it wasn't her fault...He whips her around...he's getting ready for the Demolition....but wait a minute....someone's coming down...IT'S JOHNNY RAVE!!!!

Travis: Where the hell has he been?

Eddie: Dozer doesn't see him approaching from behind...THE HEADLINER!!! Dozer is down! The fans are going wild for Johnny Rave!

Travis: Whoopty freakin' do! Another suck up!

Eddie: Coming from you, Travis, that's like the Charles Manson calling the Dali Lama a psycho! I, for one am glad he got here when he did...Dozer could have really done something nasty to Chloe!

Travis: I'd like to do something nasty to Chloe....(grinning)

Eddie: Pervert....let's take a break!

((Camera cuts to Rave assisting Chloe from the ring, then fades to commercial.))

((The Cushion is seen sitting in the locker room, Mavrick walks up and sits next to him setting a coolier down at his feet. He bends down to open it as Cushion watches him.)

Cushion: What you got there cowboy?

Mavrick: Some ice cold Diet Pepsis. Want one?

Cushion: Well I make it a point not to touch anything diet but yea okay.

(Mavrick pulls one out of the coolier and hands it to Cushion. Cushion opens it and starts to chug.)

Mavrick: Why's that scared it will suck the fat out of you? Hold that though I have to get my bag.

(Mavrick walks out to get his duffle bag. Cushion finishes the Diet Pepsi and lets out a satified sigh. He then stands and walks away ro put the can in the trash. A fan wanders in, he looks like Cushion but much much thinner. He sees the Pepsis and sits down where Cushion was, he grabs a can and starts to drink. Mavrick returns and drops his bag and his jaw at the sight of the very thin Cushion. The fan doesn't notice him.)

Mavrick: You weren't kidding.... no more Diet Pepsis for you!))

((Points of Authority by Linkin Park plays over the PA system as The Tiger walks out wearing a Blast List shirt. She raises her hands to the air and is greeted with boos, she smiles and continues to walk to the ring. She climbs in pulling a mic out of her back pocket, leaning on the ropes with a cocky grin she waits to the music to cut and the booing to stop.))

Tiger: Boo all you want I could care less.

((Boos continues))

Tiger: Bet you all wounder why I joined the Black List and turned my back on PitBull....

((Crowd cheers for PitBull))

Tiger: It's cause my time under Smalls' wing has taught me something. It has showed me that Pit is weak, he has lost site of what realy matters. Pit nearly costed me the belt when his dumb ass let the car break down. Smalls nows wrestling inside and out, and it would only seem fitting for someone of my skill to work with him. Letting him manage me, tap the raw power deep down in me.

((The crowd returns to booing loudly.))

Tiger: You people are like mindless sheep, you boo the wrong people. Then cheer the saps that couldn't wrestle out of a phone booth. I have talent, far more then those in the locker room. Oh but you will be made to see..... you all will be made to see when Smalls revulises this fed.

((The crowd starts to cheer as someone jumps the guard rail, climbing into the ring it's a little clearer.))

Travis: Two Tigers?

Eddie: What the hell?!

Travis: Sence when was cloning legal?

((The Tiger climbs into the ring dressed in a white shit with a black jean jacket over it. She stands back watching the other Tiger spout off, crossing her arms she smirks and waits.))

Tiger: Yea that's what I'm talking about, now you see. I knew you would come around. Smalls will bring around a new age of wrestling to all of you in the HWC. Who you think gets all the rantings.... who you think books all the great matches.... WHO YOU THINK PUTS PEOPLE IN THOSE SEATS!!!!!

((The Tiger grabs Tiger and spins her around, Tiger looks in shock as The Tiger grabs the mic.))

The Tiger: ME!

((The Tiger slams her fist into the face of Tiger sending her down hard. The Tiger walks over her and goes to pull her up by the hair. Grabing it the hair comes right off, The Tiger looks at it for a moment and tosses it behind her. Pulling the imposter to her feet The Tiger learns the fake Tiger was Harley Quinn.))

Eddie: Harley Quinn?! It was Quinn all along!

Travis: Smalls is the man if he hooks up with a mob boss.

Eddie: Tiger can't be pleased.

((Grabing Harley, Tiger throws her to the ropes. Tiger runs full force at her hiting a spear breaking her ito two.))

Eddie: That had to hurt.

Travis: That's going to bring the rest of the Black List down on her.

Eddie: I don't she's scared.

Travis: I would be.

((Tiger stands over Harley and then rips her Black List shirt off her, Harley has a tank top under it. Raising it in the air Tiger pulls out a light, she then sets fire to the shirt as the crowd goes nutz. The Black List race from the back heading for the ring, Tiger smirks and throws the burning shirt at them and makes her escape threw the crowd. They tend to their fallen memeber and help her to the back.))

Travis: Tiger's a marked man now.

Eddie: I knew Tiger would never join that rat Smalls.

Standard Match
Brimestone vs The Executioner

(("Redeemer" hits as the arena turns dark, smoke raises and blue lights flicker on and off, as The Executioner emerges from the curtains. He walks down to the ring with little to no reaction to the fans. The fans who know Sephiroth cheer loudly, since they know who this man is.))

Eddie: In a weird night where the Sickness has taken out a rookie wrestler, we might actually have a normal match.

Travis: Oh can it, Eddie. You know you popped a wood when Amy swantoned Chaotica.

((Eddie shakes his head and looks towards the HWC-Tron. Instead of kicking up Brimestone's theme and entrance video, the Tron glows a sickly green. The crowd roars in approval and shock as the Tron shows HWC Hellcat Amy Jensen and Chaotica, the tag team and prominent members of The Sickness. Amy is leaning against the wall, her arms crossed. Chaotica is on the other side, standing like Amy is. In between them, is the head of Brimestone!..it appears Brimestone has been thrown through the wall. He looks very dazed, blood dripping from his nose and lips. Amy speaks casually.))

Amy: Sorry, Exec...We decided to have some more fun. See, we've been pretty quiet as of late. Haven't said dick, been laying low. Sooo...it's time for you all to start takin' notice. That stuffy bitch Lightning was the first. Ol' Stinky here was the second.

((The camera in the arena shows Eddie and Travis. They are both speechless. Executioner is standing there, totally shocked at this.))

Amy: So this here is a open message to the Black List and anyone else who gets in our way. We're ready to get Sick....are you?

((Chaotica moves out of the way as Amy takes two large steps forwards to a support pole that is in front of them. Shifting her weight, Amy executes a 619! Brimestone's head recoils back, then 3 bloody holes appear. The camera pans down and shows Amy was wearing her spiked boots! Blood starts to flow freely down Brimestone's face and he collapses out of the hole, injured. Chaotica smiles wolfishly and speaks darkly))

Chaotica: All of you boys back here are now on notice...we're on the prowl....

((Sceen fades and goes to commercail.))

((Camera opens in a complete white room, whispers are heard in the back ground. The whispers grow loudly turning to shouts and cheers, sounds of stomping feet are also hearded. Enfrocer, Kidd Rock, and Spoon are shown dressed in street clothes and come running for their lives, theu look behind them before running out of site. Not far behind them comes dozens and dozens of screaming fans. One stops and pulls a bottle out of his pocket, the guy appearnce is very close to Kidd's. The camera goes a close up on the bottle it reads, "Obsession")

Announcer: Obsession, by Kalvin Clone.))

((Amy comes walking back towards the ring area of the arena, fresh after her assault on Brimestone. her boots leave bloody footsteps on the cement floor. Suddenly Ace comes bounding up to her. Amy looks at him and blinks))

Amy: What the hell? Ever heard of walking?

((Ace shakes his head with a hero-ish grin as he holds up a red/yellow/blue bra/panties matching set. Amy's eyes grow wide and her face twists into kind of a scowl. Ace Speaks, his voice urgent.))

Ace: Hey Amy! Can you tell me if these look good? I gotta know.

Amy: What the hell? They look like you jacked them from a Van Gogh painting, dude. Why do you, of all people need them?

((Ace grins again and points to her.))

Ace: Didn't you hear.....I, The Tiger and you..we are all in a bra and panties match! Do you think these are enough to thwart you all?

((Amy's eyes blink...then blink again. She then grabs Ace by the front of his shirt and growls into his face.))

Amy: I have a WHAT?! Who the hell authorized this?

((Ace kind of eeps a bit then smiles foolishly))

Ace: Our dastardly VP, Martin Smalls! It starts in a few moments!

((Amy shoves him back against a support column then stalks off, headed towards the ring. She is heard as she leaves.))

Amy: You're damned right it does....

Travis: He it is the high light of my life I get to see Amy in a bra.

Eddie: Make sure you clean up after your self.

Travis: Clean up what?

Eddie: No many jokes so little time.

((Smalls stands in the ring grining from ear to ear as he is booed lightly. He raises the mic and speaks.))

Smalls: It's time for HWC's first ever Bra and Panties match. Lets start thing off and bring out Amy Jensen!

((The crowd cheers as Brackish by Kittie plays, Amy steps from the back bare foot and wearing a green and black robe. She waves to the crowd getting a large pop, Amy makes her way to the ring Smalls' eyes never leaving her. She climbs into the ring and thorws her hands up. Her music fades and The Ace Of Spades by Motorhead kicks up, Ace walks out a red and white rope and bare feet as well.))

Travis: This is just wrong.

Eddie: I find this hole thing pointless.

Travis: Are you sure your a man Eddie? You can tell me.

((Ace climbs into the ring pranacing around and starts to remove his robe when Smalls stops him.))

Smalls: Not just yet there's one more. Come on Tiger don't be shy. He he he....

((Better Then You plays and Tiger steps out wearing a black robe and looking like she's going to kill someone. She walks on to the ring eyes fixed on Smalls they narrow. Her music gets cuts when she climbs into the ring.))

Smalls: Okay enough of that I hate that song. Lets start with the hot and wild Amy Jensen.

((The crowd shouts wildly for Amy as she starts to remove her rope. She opens it up reliving what looks like a red cammo bikki top and bottom. Smalls face turns red as she throws her rope at him. His eyes roll back in his head for a moment as he lets out a deep sigh.))

Smalls: Oh yes very very.... very nice. Mmm okay um now for Ace's turn.

((Smalls groans as Ace looks all to happy to strip. He rips off his rope showing all he is wearing is a red thong with a white spade on the croutch. Smalls turns away looking like he's going to hurl. Ace jumps up and down as the crowd cheers and laughs his show bravory.))

Eddie: That takes solid steel...

Travis: No don't say it!

Eddie: ....Guts

Smalls: Okay that enough! Now for the Hardcore Icon The Tiger... turn.

((Tiger smirks and talks up to Smalls, he looks at her with ceriousity. Tiger starts to undo the belt of the rope, she looks over at the crowd knowing Smalls is getting impateint. Tiger throws up the rope as Smalls face turns from lust to shock. Tiger is wearing blue jean shorts cut above the knee and a black shirt that reads "Breakin' Bodies 24 Hours A Day" Around her is a chain. Once seeing this Smalls looks up at Tiger in question, but before he can get away Tiger hits him with the Click, Click, Boom. The two jabs from the left stunn him keeping him from running and last hard punch from the right sends him down. Knowing The Black List will come soon Ace readies for the fight not even to bother to cover up.))

Travis: What the hell that's not a bra or panties! Tiger should be disquifed from the match

Eddie: I don't think she cares about that.

Travis: SHE RUINS EVERYTHING!

Eddie: Here comes The Black List.

Tiger rips off the rope and pulls the chain away from her neck just as The Black List runs to the ring. Ace leaps over the ropes throwing him self at them he manages to take down Die Zerstörer while Draven Masters and Enforcer climb into the ring. Tiger uses the chain to start whipping Draven. Amy lands a Spineshank on Enforcer just as he enters the ring. Draven trips over Enforcer sending him to the ropes. Amy sends him out with a drop kick, Draven falls back over the ropes and to the floor. Amy and Tiger start to stomp away at Enforcer till Ace pulls him out and chases after Scott. Tiger looks at the bodies out side the ring and throws her chains at Hans head making sure he stays down. Tiger then turns to Amy and points up with both thumbs, Amy nods and climbs a turn buckle. Tiger grabs Smalls and moves him to the turn buckle, she then grabs his legs and opens them. Amy leaps off the top of the turn buckle and delivers a double leg drop on Smalls crouch. The crowd brust with loud cheers for the beat down of The Black List. Tiger goes over and grabs the mic that Smalls dropped, she stands over him lifting his head a bit.))

The Tiger: Read the shirt little man and don't EVER forget..... I'm Better Then You!

((Better Then You play as Tiger slams the mic into Smalls forehead and climbs out of the ring.))

Eddie: Smalls will think twice before he pulls a stunt like that again.

Travis: Tiger only ruined a perfect match, well that and Ace.

Tag Team match
Die Zerstörer vs HWC's Finest

Eddie: Wake up, Travis.

Travis: Huh? Wha?

Eddie: It's time for the tag match between Die Zerstorer and the HWC's Finest.

Travis: Boring!

Eddie: Miss America will be here...

((Travis sits up and pretends he's awake. He is, but it looks like he's not. Long practice... The National Anthem starts to play, heralding the arrival of Ace-Man and The Patriot. Walking with them, waving the American flag, is Miss America. Eddie reaches over with a tissue and a sigh and wipes off the drool that's collected on Travis's chin. The Heroic Trio stands in the ring, basking in the cheers of the crowd. But it doesn't last long... For here come the team of Die Zerstorer with Hans dressed up as Kaptain Krazy. The crowd is broken into pockets of laughter intermixed with areas of boo'ing. Hans takes off the makeshift cape and hangs it off the turnbuckle. The bell rings, pitting Hans against Ace-Man.))

Eddie: I have to admit Hans definitely knows how to make people laugh...

Travis: He's a moron! There are only 2 super-heroes in the entire HWC. Eddie: Don't go there, Travis. We have kids watching.

((Travis shuts up, knowing Eddie's right. But he can admire them from afar... Hans nails Ace with an Inverted Atomic Drop, causing him to howl in pain. Ace has no padding on his seat... He makes his way over to tag The Patriot, but Hans drags him backward out of reach. Hans hits Ace with a thunderous clothesline, sending him spinning around before hitting the mat. Hans trots over and tags his partner, Klaus von Hammer. Klaus comes in, confident but wary, and proceeds to hammer away on Ace with hard right hands. Ace manages to escape the punishment and tags in the Patriot. The American Hero flies over the top rope and hits Klaus with a flying missile dropkick. The crowd gasps, then cheers loudly.))

Eddie: A Flying Missile Dropkick! Amazing! Travis: That was impressive. But he'll have to do more than that to get Klaus off his feet.

((Travis has to eat his words... Klaus von Hammer falls backward, hitting the mat with a loud THUD. The Patriot goes to cover, but only gets a 1 count. Undaunted, the American Hero continues his assault. Ace-Man is now standing on the outside of the ring and is cheering, making the Patriot get cocky. He perches on the top rope and waits patiently. Klaus falls to the mat, giving the Patriot his opportunity. Standing tall, the American Hero gives a shout, then flies off the top, attempting to hit a Reverse Swanton Bomb.))

Eddie and Travis: DEAR GOD!

((To everyone's amazement, he hits it square on! The crowd shouts HOLY SHIT!!!, then cheers wildly. The ref goes in to count. 1... 2... 3! The crowd erupts in cheers as Ace-Man and Miss America come into the ring to celebrate. The Patriot's holding the back of his neck, but he's happy.))

Jean Fortello: Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners... ACE-MAN AND THE PATRIOT!!

((The National Anthem plays over the PA as they stand tall. Ace makes a gesture with his hand and red, white and blue confetti comes cascading down into the ring. Eddie and Travis are shocked at The Patriot landing a Reverse Swanton.))

Eddie: That was absolutely astounding.

Travis: Breath-taking.

Eddie: Incredible.

Travis: Agreed.

Hardcore Title Match
Black Flagg (c) vs Enforcer

Eddie: And he we go for our main event folks! The psychotic Black Flagg vs. the determined Enforcer! And it's a hardcore match, so anything goes!

Travis: You are such a tool, y'know that?

((Eddie shakes his head. "Euro-Barge" by The Vandals plays over the speakers and the arena lights go black while white strobe lights go over the crowd. The entrance lights up and Black Flagg runs out very energetic, followed closely by Zeek the Freek. He has his 'Boom-Stick' in his hand, taped to his hand! he runs out to the ring and baseball slides in. Zeek lopes after him, sliding in too. Zeek lifts his gas mask and spews a load of blue liquid into the air.))

Eddie: This is a rematch for these two. A few weeks ago Flagg made a complete fool out of Enforcer by burying him under some mulch! Will Enforcer get some payback?

((Travis just rolls his eyes. Suddenly Saliva's Click Click Boom busts through the PA. The Enforcer walks out onto the stage, glares at the crowd as he pauses at the top of the ramp and then focuses on Flagg. He stalks towards the ring, never breaking contact. Suddenly he stops and reaches over the side barrier which keeps the fans from him. He steals a chair from a fan and starts walking again. As he reaches the ringside, Zeek takes a suicide plancha at Enforcer over the ropes! But Enforcer sidesteps and CRACK! Enforcer waffles Zeek across the head with the chair as he comes down! Zeek kinda just lays there on the outside, totally dead to the world. Enforcer slides into the ring and Flagg is on him! Flagg swings the singapore cane down on Enforcer's back several times, flattening Enforcer. Flagg turns around and throws his arms and screams his only catchphrase, 'SHUT UP YOUR ASS!' to a marginal pop. Then the crowd roars as Enforcer stands up!))

Travis: Oh shit....Flagg! Turn around!

Eddie: Well...he tried...

((Enforcer picks the battered chair with Zeek's blood on it up. Raising it up, He tags Flagg on the back of the head! Flagg falls, his eyes rolling his up in the back of his head. Enforcer throws the chair to the side and growls, not wanting to waste any time. He picks Flagg up and positions him between his legs...he lifts him up on a powerbomb position and walks towards the turnbuckle...JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE! The crowd chants..HOLY SHIT...HOLY SHIT...))

Eddie: Oh my god....He just jackknifed Flagg on the turnbuckle!

((Enforcer picks Flagg up...ENFORCING THE LAW! Flagg is out! Enforcer stands and lays one boot on Flagg's chest....the ref counts...1....2...3...This match is over! Enforcer grabs Flagg and drags him to the center of the ring. Enforcer then slides from the ring and reaches under the ring...he pulls a bag of mulch! The crowd roars as Enforcer rolls back in the ring with the mulch! Enforcer walks over to the fallen Flagg and stands before him. He lifts the 25 pound bag of mulch above his head and roars to the crowd. He then rips the bag of mulch open over Flagg, essentially burying him alive! Click Click Boom plays over the speakers as the camera fades to black))

((The transmission dies and as the scene fades.Copyright 2002, Hardcore Wrestling Corp.))